This newsletter covers the June - October of 2002.

It was released to an unsuspecting world on October 8th, 2002.

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Watch out, this might turn into a long one… (as the Conservative Whip said to the back bencher…)

Yep, as usual, another newsletter from us where all the Major events involve Curries…

(Perhaps a brief explanation for our U.S. readers.. the big news story in the UK for the last week has been the startling revelation that dull, boring ex Prime Minister John Major had a 4-year affair with MP Edwina Currie in the 80s.)

But seriously.. this is our first chance since our last newsletter (published as long ago as May 27th) to sit down and get caught up on all the intervening events.. as I’m sure you’re all aware, the thing that’s been taking most of our time has been our re-location back to the UK, and the associated knock-on events. Sadly, just as we’d got settled in SF and had built up various social circles of friends, the US economy went AWOL and it was no longer cost-effective to maintain the SF office. So we heard (during our annual ‘friends, family and Folk Fest’ trip in July) the operation was to be closed, and we were headed back to the UK where (thankfully!) the business climate was not so bad, and in fact the WhiteCross UK operation was short of staff. The US economy was starting to pick up following ‘9/11’, but then along came the ENRON and Worldcom scandals, and everything suddenly went very quiet.

Very sad all round, especially as my US work visa extension (which would have allowed us 2 more years in SF) was granted on the same day we heard about the office closure.. (don’t you just love those sort of ironic coincidences?)

ANYWAY.. what that means is that we’ve been extremely busy since then, organising the move and getting re-established here in the UK – and also trying to make sure we got to say a proper ‘farewell’ to all our new-found US friends and colleagues. I suspect that we’ll still be doing an annual transatlantic trip where we visit friends and family - but in the other direction from now on, synchronised with U.S. music festivals (maybe Sebastopol Celtic Festival in September??). And I think there will now be a broader audience for these newsletters which will span the Atlantic – so please forgive any colloquialisms that you’re not familiar with which may slip in from time to time. (If I remember, I’ll try to explain any archaic references).

But let’s get back to some sort of chronological account of what’s happened since the last newsletter.. June was very pleasant, with some good music/Morris events.

[Lynne] It got off to a fun start with the Black and White Tour. In San Francisco there's the Black and White Ball, a very prestigious event in the Society calendar - I wonder if the Black and White Tour is Bay Area Morris' answer to this? Organised by Jocelyn Reynolds of Goat Hill, Dead Ringers and English Week Committee, the idea is that everyone from the Bay Area Morris community is invited to take part and 'kit' for the day is black and white only, turning all attendees into a single performance side. Dances are selected in advance from the repertoires of all the sides represented. These are covered in a series of 'open' practices to give anyone interested a chance to brush up and perform other sides' dances. On the day of the tour, all dances are open to anyone who wants to do them, so it turns into a spectacle of multiple sides and large bands. For me it was a great opportunity to play along with the musicians from the other Bay Area sides. Thanks, Jocelyn, for the work that went into organis(z)ing it…

[Back to Dave] The debut (and only gig so far) of the ‘Spoil the Broth’ band at the San Francisco Free Folk Festival followed. (Click here for a couple of pics. Regular readers may recall that this is the band Lynne put together to play at an English Ceilidh workshop, and it included myself and Lynne’s daughter Claire on keyboards (hence the band’s name - since too many Cook(e)s ….. ) as well as our pal Dave on guitar. Great fun, a good time was had by all, and only a few glitches (and of course, as a friend of mine contends “in music there are no errors, only bad recoveries”). Hopefully we’ll have chance to do similar stuff now we’re back over here in UK (unless the market is already saturated!!).

Shortly after this Claire headed back to UK after 6 weeks with us in SF.. but not before we all went out for a send-off bash at Teatro ZinZanni which is a combination of restaurant/nightclub/circus in a vintage 1920’s Spiegeltent on the SF waterfront. It had been fun having her around, and I know Lynne missed the twice-weekly ‘mum and daughter yoga sessions followed by a leisurely lunch in the sun’ – but at least Claire managed to get an extended SF visit in before we came back to the UK.

The other thing of note in June was the annual Morris event with Goat Hill Morris to dance the sun down on the Summer Solstice. The location for this event was again Sutro Park, which is on top of a cliff overlooking Ocean Beach and facing west looking out over the Pacific Ocean – last year there was a spectacular sunset, but unfortunately this year the famous San Francisco fog prevailed and there was no sight of the sun.. but we presumed it did set as things got pretty dark around 9:00pm. When we were there last year we could see from our elevated position many bonfires on the beach, and so this year we decided to do one ourselves. After some initial problems getting the fire going (given that by this time there was a gale blowing) we managed it with the help of some petrol (gas) and a flaming juggling torch. About 15 brave Berkeley Morris souls spent a jolly few hours munching various goodies (including hot pasties (thanks Mark!), Smores (a toasted marshmallows and chocolate sandwich tasting every bit a sweet and sickly as they sound!) and singing/playing around the campfire. I think my bongos are still somewhat sandy. (Which sounds like a phrase from the Monty Python translation guide).

So on to July, which is when we got to see many of you during our annual UK jaunt. At the last minute it turned out that the WhiteCross powers that be wanted me to attend a meeting back in the UK in early July, so after a frantic and frustrating four hours on the phone to Virgin Airways and Travelocity.com I managed to get myself, Lynne and Michele all on the same flight back to UK which gave us an extra week over there/here. It was Michele’s farewell to San Francisco as she’d decided back in April that she wanted to return to UK to do her A-levels (oops – perhaps a bad choice, given recent events!). One nice treat was that when we got to the airport and picked up the tickets we found we’d been upgraded because of all the hassle (and after all, we are Virgin frequent fliers.. nice to know it counts for something).

So in the second week of July Lynne was off visiting her family in Wales and the South West, while I was working in Bracknell and Southampton.

[Lynne] After being accused by my sister of never taking any photos of 'people', and making an extreme effort to get family groups together, I've lost one of the two disposable cameras I bought to record this bit of the tour. D'oh! Anyone seen it?

We managed to meet up for a few social events, most notably the Hereburgh Morris 15th Birthday tour where they visited the Village Fete at Ascot-under-Wychwood - origin of Hereburgh's very first dance 'tradition'. We then joined up when my work was finished to do more family visiting (Crowthorne and Mansfield) before finally trading in our rental car for a campervan/RV. This one was a bit smaller than last year’s monster, but did the job. The prize for monster dwellings went to colleague Neil who brought his six-berth trailer-tent, complete with full kitchen and (rumour has it) a jacuzzi in the west wing, though I think the amazing Hereburgh double gazebo (gazebi? - [Lynne] my guess is gazebum - any other suggestions?) deserves a mention too. Click here for pics.  

As always, Warwick was a great festival and despite earlier rumblings and rain managed to (yet again) have brilliant weather. An ever-increasing circle of friends (Ade, Linda, Colin, Janet, Chris, Kate, Mark, Neil, Jo, Michele, John) homed in on us and the Hereburgh crowd for a great weekend. And a special mention for Laura – a Berkeley Morris muso who was in the UK and who joined us, bearing all the necessary accoutrements to make PROPER Martinis. .  Wonder how many folks we’ll get next year??

Undoubted star of the show this year for me was Harriett Bartlett – amazing 14 year old accordion prodigy – but also great concerts from Show of Hands, Bob Fox, Ouse Washes Molly and Dog Rose Morris.

After the festival it was August, and time to head back to SF and begin planning our escape in earnest – not a trivial job as it involved organising packing and shipping lots of stuff (both personal and business) as well co-ordinating giving notice to both our landlord on Treasure Island as well as our tenants over here such that our furniture arrives in the UK (following its summer ocean cruise) around the same time as a UK house is vacated, while at the same time leaving us in ‘no fixed abode’ limbo for as little time as possible. Pretty much an impossible task, but we ended up deciding to move back into Lynne’s place in Warwick initially (since my tenant’s lease has several months to run, and we’re making a profit on the rental).

However the 2 months notice required by Lynne’s tenants meant that we can’t get back into her place until October 21st (which is hopefully around the time our furniture will arrive from its ocean cruise). In the meantime, we’ve stayed at Lynne’s brother John’s place in Crowthorne for a couple of weeks, interspersed with occasional trips north and overnight stays with various Hereburghers. Many thanks to all you hospitable people, by the way – we’ll be happy to reciprocate should the occasion arise. Happily, via WhiteCross colleague Phil, we heard of a house in Bracknell (i.e. close to the WhiteCross office) which was available for a short term rental to fill the gap until we move back to Warwick – so we’re now installed in this place, where we have a slightly less temporary ‘place of our own’for the next 2-3 weeks.

But I digress.. having returned to San Francisco we had the sad task of telling all our US friends that we’d be heading back to the UK in a few weeks.. and thus began a frantic round of farewell parties, lunches, dinners, etc, etc.. We also managed to squeeze in a few final visitors – my brother Peter & wife Julie, and UK pal James were able to sneak in and spend some time with us doing a final round of the usual SF tourist spots, favourite restaurants and music venues. James managed to capture the infamous Sylvie the sax player doing her solo up on the bar at the Saloon (dangerously close to my beer).

And then it was down to the painful task of packing up both the office and the house prior to shipping everything out. The process of winding down (or as the Americans say, ‘winding up’) the office was slow and disjointed, ending with a frenzied couple of days as various packing materials, documents, shippers, junk collectors (from 1-800-GOT –JUNK… really!) etc etc all converged at the last minute. I won’t bore you with the horror stories of trying to dispose of various things, (not to mention all the very bouncy trips down 14 floors in the goods lift with large overweight palettes). What was really sad was that since everyone was also having to organise their own departure, packing, last minute trips and so on, there really was no single definitive ‘end of WhiteCross San Francisco’ event where all the staff got together to raise a glass or 2.

However, as you can well imagine, this meant there were several other smaller gatherings – I’m sure the Holding Co had a profitable few weeks (but will now no doubt be in danger of liquidation!). Having set our departure date for Sept 10th (since there were a lot of seats available on that flight… possibly due to the fact it would arrive in London on Sept 11th..) we worked backwards from then and managed to arrange a schedule of  final packing and shipping of household goods, as well as a ‘house-cooling’ party, together with an ‘on-line yardsale where we advertised most of our electrical stuff on our website.

This was pretty successful, with just about all the big stuff (which I thought would be difficult to sell) being snapped up very quickly. We eventually bought a few transformer plugs to enable us to bring back some of the smaller items which we wanted to keep. We’d also heard that the folks in charge of Treasure Island were planning to replace the back gardens (or ‘yards’ in American-speak) with either new topsoil or concrete, as there had been some scare on another ex-Navy site regarding contaminated soil. We therefore added an extra web page listing all our shrubs etc and inviting people who came to our party to bring a trowel and take away anything they wanted.

This all worked well with a good turnout at the party, which happened to coincide with UK friends and colleagues Mark and family and Dave being in town. Several ex-WhiteCross and ex-Teradata pals turned up as well as pals from the Holding Co, the Yacht club and friends from the Morris community.

Also in the final days of August, we were treated to a farewell party by the Yacht Club, where Lynne arranged for some of the Berkeley Morris folks to come along and do some dances. This was a great event – it was touching to see such a large turnout and the BerkMos performance was much appreciated by all. Many thanks to all at TIYC for their good wishes, and for the cakes!

Later that week was another TIYC-related event – the club was providing the official media boat for the grand parade of Tall Ships - the start of a week of sailing events based around the 30 or so tall ships which were in SF for the week. Lynne and I were asked if we’d like to see this from the press boat and take some pictures for the club website, so of course we said yes.. So at the appointed hour we boarded El Nido, a 45’ Grand Banks luxury motor cruiser owned by club mates Jim & Sandy. Unfortunately, while the weather in the bay was fine, the famous San Francisco fog and wind was out in force when we got outside the Golden Gate, so there was an uncomfortable half hour bobbing around wating for the parade line to form up. (in fact, our pal George, secretary of TIYC was heard to say "This is summer on San Francisco Bay. Never mind that calm weather crap. This is what old salts like." Unfortunately (or not?) we were on the media boat, so this quote appeared on the front page of the next day's San Francisco Chronicle. Once back in the bay, things were brighter and smoother and there were some spectacular ships to be seen, including the huge square-rigged Europa and the Lynx, complete with officers in 19th century uniform and a working cannon I’m definitely going to miss all the activity on the bay now that we’re landlocked back in England.

Things then got really hectic during the final week before our departure. The day after the Tall Ships parade we took a day out to (finally!) visit Yosemite. It was one of those things we’d kept putting off, on the grounds that we’d have chance to do it later in our stay.. well, it was ‘now or never’ – and it didn’t disappoint. A long but glorious day, and we’ll definitely return, probably for an overnight stay next time, and perhaps in the spring so we can see the waterfalls in full flow. Like the Grand Canyon, pics or videos can’t really do it justice, but there are a few more of my efforts on the website.

Then we had an excellent afternoon at the annual ‘A la carte A la park’ with our friend Gloria. This is held in Golden Gate Park, and many SF restaurants and bars set up stalls around the arena selling really good food and drinks. A stage is set up and bands play through the day. We got to see Jeff Halford and the Healers (local 'Americana' songwriter very much in the John Mellencamp camp (?)) , The Saw Doctors (ace Irish party band..), Lavay Smith and the Red Hot Skillet Lickers (local jazzy big band) and Vonda Shepard (of Ally McBeal fame) . All excellent - and in retrospect a very well thought out bill, a bit of 4 different music styles (and interestingly 2 out of the 4 bands featured accordions at several points in their sets), but both interesting enough and not too outrageous to alienate anyone in the big diverse audience.Again there are pics on the website.

Scattered amongst the ‘big events’ were some smaller farewells with friends – thanks again to Gail, Harlan, Steve, Anna, Peter and Donna for excellent hospitality – it was much appreciated, and we’ll be more than happy to return the favour when you’re over here in the UK.

Then came the days when the shippers came to get our personal effects packed and shipped out – this took place over 2 days, one for packing and the second for final dissembly (disassembly?), packing and loading. This was a strange time, as there wasn’t too much for us to do except sit and watch the team do their stuff (they have to pack everything, otherwise it isn’t covered by the insurance) and provide occasional direction. The final day was a hoot – a huge truck with a full size container turned up outside the house.. (there will be a pic on the website soon- but the bits required to download it from our digital camera are in mid-atlantic right now). Anyway, to our surprise we managed to fill about 2/3rds of it! Once this was all done, we moved into a hotel downtown for our last 4 nights in SF.

The last big event was on the Sunday before our departure – the annual Solano Stroll (link) - a big street fair over in the East Bay. As last year, Berkeley Morris together with 3 other dancing sides had reserved a spot in the middle of everything, in front of Schmidts pub. This meant we had a great view of the parade etc from the raised terrace of the pub. A great day, very hot, and chance to say final goodbyes to the the local morris dancing fraternity (as well as Steve, Anna, Peter, Donna and Kate who turned up as well). Lynne was presented with some extremely Berkeley-esque gifts, including several bumper stickers (including such gems as ‘Subvert the dominant paradigm’,’I’d rather be smashing imperialism’ and ‘Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty’) and a ‘Socialist Republic of Berkeley’ T-shirt (complete with hammer & sickle logo)  – but I think the favourite was a set of psychedelic tie-dyed hankies – which seem to have impressed Lynne’s UK morris dancing side no end. Lynne danced a final solo jig in the T-shirt and hankies – pics to follow (when we get our stuff back!) We ended the day with the BerkMos in a local Indian restaurant for a ‘last supper’ of curry, which seemed appropriate at the time. Thanks again to all the Berkmos for making Lynne and me so welcome and for all the great times over the last 2 years – see you all again soon we hope – maybe over this side of the pond.

This just left us with a day of final odd jobs to do (e.g. diverting our mail, organising access to US bank accounts from UK, and delivering last bits & pieces (including our US cellphones) to charity shops). And then it was time to head to the airport and from there, back to UK. It was a(nother) glorious day, and we managed to wangle an upgrade by using some of our mountain of airmiles. A very sad feeling as we took off over the city, and got spectacular views of the downtown area, Golden Gate Bridge and (of course) Treasure Island before heading north and east across the delta and over the Sierra Nevadas (that's the mountains, not the beers). But at least we got chance to do it, and we’ve had an amazing 3 years in San Francisco…

To finish the story, and bring us right up to date, we’re currently still ‘of no fixed abode’ and living in the rented place in Bracknell (as described above), with about 2 weeks to go before we get back into Lynne’s place in Warwick. We’ve managed to fit in a weekend in Plymouth visiting Lynne’s sister Anne and to pick up Anne’s old car to get Lynne mobile (and it's now sporting a snazzy 'Celebrate diversity' bumper sticker, courtesy of Berkeley Morris). And this week, after a couple of weeks of dithering, I finally bought another MR2 so I am mobile again. We did an extended ‘test drive’ up to the midlands for the Hereburgh morris practice on Wednesday (where incidentally we worked out that Lynne managed to reduced the average age of both Berkeley and Hereburgh Morris sides by moving back to the UK), then carried on further north to visit my mum & sister on Thursday before returning south via the Peeping Tom ceilidh. So we’re slowly becoming re-integrated into the UK, though it'll probably realistically be nearer Christmas before we’re installed in Lynne’s house and properly settled in. Having said that, there’s already a few concerts coming up that we’re planning to go to, and we’ve already seen Martin Carthy and Dave Swarbrick at Nettlebed folk club (a bit like the Freight and Salvage in Berkeley… but with a bar!).

And to finish off, to try to (partly) answer the question that everyone keeps asking us, which is some sort of variant of ‘what do you miss about SF/what’s good about being back in UK?’..

Good things about being back in UK:
Being back with family and old friends
Radio 4
Autumn (fall) colours staring to appear

Not so good things about being back in UK:
Petrol prices!
Insipid instant coffee
Not living on an island in the middle of San Francisco Bay

Missing about San Francisco/California
EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!

That’s all (and probably way too much!) for now folks..



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